See that woman walking towards us?
I’m closer to her than her husband is
For I have smelled her insides
In a way he has never.
Allow me to explain:
I was the first person to enter the ladies’ room
After she’d gone
Therefore, I smelled
something of hers
That he probably never will
(women being so self-conscious)
A doctor might tour
Her intestines like I did
Or go even deeper
But how many doctors do you see here?
Which makes the degrees of separation
exactly as follows:
She, me and her husband
In that order.
* Imagem inspirada em Scarlet Beautiful.